What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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