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What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?