Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How did the tree get lost?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?