Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?