How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What time of day was Adam created?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a famous turtle?