Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?