What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?