How do you get straight A's?

Which subject has two parts?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why was the broom late for school?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?