Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

How do birds threaten one another?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What does an evil hen lay?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Where do chips wear socks?

Why was the bunny upset?