Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?