What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?