What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What siblings are always sad?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Which state is the cleanest?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?