What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Which plant has the best roar?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why is sand so optimistic?