What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a forklift?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
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