If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What bird is losing its hair?