What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do math teachers love March?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?