What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a henway?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a forklift?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
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