What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?