What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are all priests fit?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
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