What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
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