What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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