Why did the cat start laughing?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What condiment has wings?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did you learn in school today, son?