What do cows always add to their salad?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What is sand's favorite movie?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?