Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which relative loves rice?

What makes music in your hair?

When should you start writing a book?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is a mouse's favorite game?