What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a henway?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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