What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?