What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a pig thief?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call a small mom?

How much does freedom weigh?