What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's the king of all school supplies?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?