What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the politest month?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
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