What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are goats so funny?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How did the toad die?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
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