What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
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Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What sweet treat never panics?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
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