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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

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Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Who are Frosty's parents?

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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

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