What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
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Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
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