What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?