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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What game do mice love to play?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What dogs are always lying to you?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How do you drive a man crazy?