Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What kind of pants do fish wear?