How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What's the scariest letter?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's the loudest sport?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?