What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What kind of bird can write?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?