What did the shower say to the toilet?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Where does water do all its banking?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..