What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why are goats so funny?

How do billboards talk?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What did the rug say to the floor?