What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Families are like fudge.

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do cows like to dance to?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?