What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?