How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?