Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the Dorito say to his son?