Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

When does a horse talk?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Where does water do all its banking?

What's E.T. short for?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?