Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
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