Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How does a squid go into battle?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?