What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How are mountains able to see?