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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?