Do dads always snore?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What does an evil hen lay?

Where do termites go camping?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?