What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What does an evil hen lay?

How do you care for a sick bird?