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Which relative loves rice?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

How does a cow do math?