What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How does a barber get to work?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the confused bee say?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you call a vacation at home?