Why are the brother and sister always cold?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do goats and moms have in common?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do insects learn at school?

What are you studying in math?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?