What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?