Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do surfers go to school?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Where do cows go for lunch?