What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do cows say on NYE?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?