Who won the race between two balls of string?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?