What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What animal makes the best lunches?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?