How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?