How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do you make antifreeze?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the lamb cross the road?