What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do billboards talk?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did electricity win the race?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!