Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?