What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?