Which parent knows if you are running late?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why are books always so angry?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?