Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How did the toad die?

What's the opposite of irony?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do hogs play so much football?

What building always gets stains on it?