What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What style of music weighs the most?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How can you make 7 even?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?