What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are all priests fit?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?