What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?