What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's a henway?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Which dogs love to study science?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?