When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Which insect is the smartest?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?