What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a short cow?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?