What tree has the most bark?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?