Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why was the spider so smart?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Which famous author is also a ruler?