When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Which office space loves to cut corners?