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What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What bird is always sad?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?