What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What nationality are most fish?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?