What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How do you make a bandstand?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?