What are you studying in math?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Do dads always snore?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the confused bee say?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?