What did the pen say to the pencil?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?