Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?