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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?