Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
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