Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
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