What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What is the strongest animal?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?