Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Did you know about April 1st?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
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