Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?