Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
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What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
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Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
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