Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?