What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do cows like to dance to?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?