What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?