What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?