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To the mew-seum.
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Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
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What is an elk's favorite dessert?
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What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
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