Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Do dads always snore?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?