What animal loves Indian food?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?