Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What siblings are always sad?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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