Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
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