What animal knows kung fu?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

How do amoebas make calls?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?