What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?