How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Which superhero is best at baseball?