What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?