What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why do bees buzz?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How do billboards talk?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?