Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?