What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What animals love to close envelopes?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What condiment has wings?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?