Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?