What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?