How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?