Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
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