Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Where do German dogs sleep?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Can February March?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
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