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What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How does a squid go into battle?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do elves learn in school?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?