What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do two skunks argue?