Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Which elf is the best singer?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What tree has the most bark?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
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