Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
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How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
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