Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do naked fish play with?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
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