How does a witch play loud music?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call a dog in space?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?