What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?