Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?