Why do trees try new things so often?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What style of music weighs the most?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's the friendliest pen?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why are books always so angry?