How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

How can you make 7 even?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the student always get straight A's?