What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?