What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?