Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What math figure is also in the band?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do you measure a millennial?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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