Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?