Why was the math book sad?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?