What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why are frogs always happy?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What nationality are most fish?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?