How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

The museum curator needed a break.

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why are goats so funny?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?