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What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's the perfect job for a cow?