What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why do bees gossip?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?