What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What shape is bad at driving?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why are grandkids so great?