What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?