Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a silly hill?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
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