Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
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