What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How did the pirate call his mother?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?