What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do you do when two snails fight?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why were the atoms always hungry?