What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did electricity win the race?