Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
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