Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why was the cat so small?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What day never takes itself seriously?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?