Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
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