Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do bees gossip?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call a small mom?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?