What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do all the planets get along?