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What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do golfers drink on the green?