Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do polar bears vote?
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