What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What animal has the most fun?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How do hurricanes see?