Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How are mountains able to see?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
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