Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?