Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's the most athletic footwear?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?