What insect thinks it's a dog?

How much money does a skunk have?

When do mice play every day?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you give a sick pig?

Which plant has the best roar?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What table can you never sit at?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's the ocean's favorite song?