I like telling Dad jokes.

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why was the horse so happy?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?