How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What color are all the books in the library?

What style of music weighs the most?