Which family member is always relieved?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How are teens like cats?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why was the cat so small?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?